Matt and I were walking on Guadalupe today
And we saw a really good-looking woman jogging in a pink sports bra with a dog.
The pair pass us heading in the other direction, and Matt says, “Did you see that? She was practically wearing nothing…”
To which I respond by turning my head to look at the pair jogging away and saying, “Is it bad that I only looked at the dog?”
I think he thinks I’m gay.