“i remember the first time i heard this song i was masturbating in the HEB parking lot of my hometown and when i heard jack whites voice i splooged all over the shopping cart and the old lady that saw me do it said, “now now son, beating your meat missile like that will make you go blind.” I the replied back saying, “shut up you old hag!! If that were true i would have been blind 5 years ago!!”
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My name is Dylan and I will sometimes have thoughts or ideas that may or may not be relevant to your life.