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ATTN: People I know in Austin,

I am coming back on Thursday because I miss y’all, however, Dobie does not open till Sunday morning for some terribly incomprehensible reason. Therefore, I don’t know if anyone would be willing to post me up for a night or two, but it would be very much appreciated. I hope my foul odor nor my penchant for late-night, nude sleepwalking does not deter you.

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Dylan “The Desperate” Jones
About Me
My name is Dylan and I will sometimes have thoughts or ideas that may or may not be relevant to your life.