queenofthegays asked: Dorlon Jones Soda. I hope this message finds you well. I always like bringing up how I hated you freshman year not because I like rehashing the past, but I like contrasting our relationship now. Those douches pretending to play an RPG ended up being the coolest people in school. You're dedication to learning and nature is something that I am inspired by constantly. I just want you to succeed in all of your passions and to be happy. Even though you fart up my apartment, I love our friendship.
I love the hell out of you Joseph. But I resent you calling me “Dorlon”.