January 2012
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All my nightmares
They have been realized
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Matt and I were walking on Guadalupe today
And we saw a really good-looking woman jogging in a pink sports bra with a dog.
The pair pass us heading in the other direction, and Matt says, “Did you see that? She was practically wearing nothing…”
To which I respond by turning my head to look at the pair jogging away and saying, “Is it bad that I only looked at the dog?”
I think he thinks I’m gay.
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Everyone
Watch Waking Life. Please dear God do it.
I'd like to say communication in my family...
A text from my dad, “If you have my size 33 waist jeans, please bring them home tomorrow. Also I am making deer sausage chili.”
The most important thing in life is connecting...
I feel like with this rationale, we can change the face of our generation. Let’s live for something more than money and success. Let’s live for the moments of deep connection, of exploration, of humanity. Go ahead, sit down and just talk with someone you never really talked with. Go past the simple interactions of everyday life and make something truly wonderful happen.
uhohcoolkid asked: How's it been back in Austin so far?
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Labels
I feel like I struggle daily with my identity, and with putting a label on just who and what I am. I feel compelled to say that I am going to be a scientist one day, but what does that even mean? I’ve always felt that scientists were born, not made, but I feel like I don’t have it yet. I don’t know how to experiment, because I was never really taught how to. I have no real...
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“i remember the first time i heard this song i was masturbating in the HEB...”
– A Youtube commenter named “yourmomsplacenta”
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So is it gonna be another lonely night
Or is everyone gonna get their shit together? Who’s down to hang out tonight? Seriously it’s my last night here guys.
imgonnakim:
iampigman replied to your post: It happened.
Just for shits and giggles.
I wonder how it feels to jerk off while stoned?
It feels like:
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“ATTN: People I know in Austin,
I am coming back on Thursday because I miss...”
– Dylan “The Desperate” Jones
Can someone do something with me all day, every...
Seriously this weekend fucking BLEW.
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Everyone's gone...
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eliteyoshi asked: I agree, we should all do something or meet up again
So I think we should do something
Yeah. Let’s all do something.
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I'm obsessed with the idea of hell
Even though I don’t believe in such things, I do find the idea of a hell to be somewhat fascinating. The different depictions of hell throughout many ages and cultures, whether it be of a cold, gloomy domain devoid of light and hope, or of a fiery pit where demons torture sinners for all eternity, are all disconcerting in their own right. I used to fear hell, believing that never-ending...
December 2011
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It's 1:01AM
I wonder if Matt Cortez hates me?
What on God's green earth is going to happen...
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leprkonpi:
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NO. Fuck this advice Nicole. You do NOT, I repeat, do NOT, EVER, use the “Firestarter” technique on a man’s penis. I am angry at the thought of someone even thinking that this would be remotely pleasurable.
Hey assholes
I haven’t seen any of you in absolutely forever. Let’s get together tonight.
queenofthegays asked: Dorlon Jones Soda. I hope this message finds you well. I always like bringing up how I hated you freshman year not because I like rehashing the past, but I like contrasting our relationship now. Those douches pretending to play an RPG ended up being the coolest people in school. You're dedication to learning and nature is something that I am inspired by constantly. I just want you to succeed...
widowinparadise:
Christmas In The Room / Sufjan...
I hate Christmas
I didn’t even get that Nokia flip-phone I’ve been asking for all year!
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My parents seem to enjoy sharing alcohol with me
Maybe they got me a bottle of rum for Chrimbus?
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Xmas Patrol
86thekicks:
GO TO SLEEP DYLAN JONES
I went to midnight mass and slept for two-and-a-half hours and now I can’t sleep. Help.
Mos Def + Crosswords = Great Chrimbus Eve
I hope y’all are having fun and doing the things you like too.
Wait, who wants to hang out tomorrow...
I want to get together before Chrimbus weekend.
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I don't think I'll sleep tonight
Instead, I’ll do crosswords and read and play video games and laugh at the thought of having any responsibility.
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Does anyone wish to attend a Spurs game with me...
It’s preseason so it doesn’t matter if we leave early. But it might be fun.
